It's Time for the War on Dogs

May 29, 2012 2:10 PM ~  
I live in the Lowcountry region of South Carolina and recently there have been two incidents involving the deaths of toddlers due to dog attack. In the most recent incident, there were five adults home at the time when the child was killed by the family dogs in the back yard.

Clearly, it is time that the government does something about this menace to society. This canine madness is costing us the lives of our children. Something must be done.

I propose the government institute the War on Dogs. Anyone caught selling or possessing dogs should be thrown in prison. The police should conduct no-knock-raids on any house where dog-dealing is suspected. The government needs your help to enforce the dog laws, so if you see something, say something. Controlled animals are clearly a threat to our society, and must be dealt with.

I know, you might say "responsible adults can make use of recreational dogs without any problems" but WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN? We must protect the children from the vice that is the dog.

Whenever someone asks you if you want some dogs, JUST SAY NO and report them to your nearest government officer so that they can order a drone strike on their dog compound.

With vigilance, we can solve the dog problem, and win the war on dogs.